Tag Archives: Gene Balatayo

Running a mile after 8 years off [Ep.88]

Gene attempts to run a mile after a long hiatus from chronic knee problems, I try to beat my old time. Also puppets.

New York Style Hot Dogs In 30 min With A Dinosaur [Ep.84] + Outtakes


Dan and Wyoming break down the magic of caramelized onions and boiled wieners.


Tyrannosaurus masturbation, eating stoners, how dinosaurs moisturize, how Wyoming met Larry, the struggles of dinosaur reproduction, what a Pole tastes like.

Goal Tracker 2013 – July & A CONTEST OMG [Ep.81]

Prizes! Options! Multiple choice! Play and win! Mystery sack! MYSTERY SACK.

Chicken Bruschetta On Toast In An Hour With A Dinosaur [Ep.80]

It’s been a couple weeks but we’re back and not at all serious! Time for a proper introduction of our new contributors. Here’s a quick & easy recipe with leftovers, feat. newcomers Daniel Q and Wyoming.

Also, some more Rock Banding where Jamal kicked his dignity out the door even further than usual. Guest appearance by Ingvar.

Didn’t get that much video this time because we spent about 3 hours playing Dance Central. Also I forgot to change the white balance on the camera which is why everything’s beyond orange.

Goal Tracker 2013 – June [Ep.78]

Why hello, mid-year inertia! Whoooooooooooo.

Independence Day Megapost

Featuring Lianne of HeyLianne.com, plus a bunch of dudes who checked their dignity at the door.

Midway through the party Ingvar showed up and dispensed a bit of backstory and life advice.

Ingvar also took his first stab at Rock Band while he was here.

We took a fireworks break at around 9 p.m., here are the highlights.

MDY Gaiden – 12 Hours of Rock Band Days 1 & 2

This is most likely going to be an ongoing thing. Also for those of you new to the Gaiden videos, it’s basically goofy stuff or other loosely-related things that wouldn’t quite make a regular Move Damn You episode.

When three Asian dorks and their powers combine. Highlights from 5/27/13.

Gene once again mangles the song of his people (Total Eclipse of the Heart) while Dan and Larry laugh for a full minute. Highlights from 6/15/13.

Goal Tracker 2013 – May [Ep.74]

May was just chock full of circumstances and we’re not even half done with the year. Funny how nothing ever works out exactly how you’d like it to.

Goal Tracker 2013 – April [Ep.70]

Sometimes I think that somebody is crazy and then I remember they’ve been that way the whole time. Life is funny.

Goal Tracker 2013 – March [Ep.67]

The next THRILLING installment of 14 people hacking away at fitness goals of all kinds! There’s jokes! Ye gods!